work story1

Ok so the other day I get text from a co worker of Joey it said " lmao Erin just told Adrian she had a three some this weekend and everyone knows" well you don't know either of them so let me fill you in Adrian is 36 year old, 5 foot 4(kind of midget looking guy) who is totally in to dudes but will never go that road cause he way to christian or something a long those lines, he says things like gosh darnit and golly, i can't stand people besides old ladies that say that I just don't trust someone who can't express them selves by swearing like normal people and Erin is a 21 year old, 5 foot 2, 80 lbs girl who is pretty cute and looks like she's 12. Oh and did I mention Adrain is married and has like three kids with a real big bitch of a wife, I'm not sure but every time I've seen her she seem like an evil bitch, but I guess whatever you're into. So now we make fun of him at work all day long I mean he's 36 and going to high school parties(I don't even do that and I'm sure I could get away with it and still have some self respect) Erin has just turned 21 and hasn't really even played the field and now she in this relationship and we all laugh, she cheated on him, told him and he took her back. That is weak.I'm sure she's going to do it again and he'll take her back. So the other day he comes in back of the kitchen and Joey and I are about this new bar tender Tarra and Adrian is saying "oh she is so tall and shes hot" and I said " Adrian don't to excited and cum in your pants" He said " um I have got a girl" and I said " yeah and everyone has gotten her,lol" he was pissed, but I mean what? we've been making fun of him for so long he's a bitch he acts like one I treat him like one, he's got the mentality of 5 year old he's a baby who taddles on everyone and its annoying we are all trying to have a goodtime at work